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March 23, 2017 Posted by admin in Blog

SPOTTED: MARNIE SIMPSON, NIALL HORAN AND MORE!

 

We all know that celebrities love a good party… London is a great place when you’re after a fun night out and celebrity sightings with all the exclusive clubs around! Below are the recent celebrity appearances in London nightclubs!

 

Marnie Simpson was spotted at DSTRKT having a quite friendly chat with footballer Jamie O’Hara. She was rocking a tight tan jumpsuit, and looked absolutely amazing!

 

Marnie Simpson at DSTRKT

 

Cirque le Soir is one of the most popular celebrity hang-outs. Niall Horan was seen leaving the swanky night club around 2.30 am...accompanied with three mysterious girls. He was more than happy to get a few snaps in the taxi while lovely ladies were getting in!

 

 

Paris Hilton and Sophia Richie were enjoying London’s nightlife with a Tape table booking. Two girls were photographed walking into the nightclub holding hands. Paris always makes sure she looks super stylish…Even though it was night time she was still wearing her designer sunglasses when entering the club with Sophia.

 

 

Nicole Scherzinger was spotted leaving Paper. She she looked fabulous with her hair tied in a fancy top knot. Oversized white blazer jacket and black flared trousers made a good combo! But it wouldn’t be like Nicole not to add a little bit of spice to the outfit with a sexy crop top...

 

 

Another celebrity seen out clubbing was Kate Moss. Supermodel was seen enjoying a night out at China Tang in Mayfair. She was wearing a very classy all-black outfit. I can tell, wide trousers are clearly becoming a hit with celebrities lately!

 

March 21, 2017 Posted by admin in Blog

The Most Exclusive Clubs In London

 

With the most in-demand high end clubs in London continuously changing and new venues popping up, we present to you our guide to the most exclusive clubs in London so you know where to head if you're looking for a glamorous evening in the city.

 

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  Drama

 

Drama
One of the most exclusive clubs in London is definitely Drama. It's a quirky 300 capacity venue located on Park Lane and right next to the five star Hilton Hotel. The stylish club is drenched in vibrant colours and boasts a fruity cocktail of playful and bewildering art. This is a place of for the expressive party goer who wants to escape the mundane and revel in a chaotic paradise of self-indulgence. Who could say no to being fed Dom Perignon while kickking back in one of the luxurious fresh booths or to a fully-immersive Funktion-One sound system that will blow your mind? Who could say no to Drama. If you haven't already been, trust us, you're missing out.

 

Kensington Roof Gardens

 

Kensington Roof Gardens
Richard Branson's multi-award winning Kensington Roof Gardens is undeniably one of the most exclusive clubs in London. Over the years the establishment has entertained the likes of celebrity legends such as David Bowie and Mick Jagger, and there's no surprise why. It's an luxurious venue located in the heart of London, 100 feet above Kensington High Street, resting on top of the former Derry & Toms art deco department store. It boasts a remarkable 1.5 acres of breathtaking rooftop gardens and is often referred to as London's 'Garden of Eden'. The gardens are arranged into three different themes. Firstly, there's the Moorish style which includes amazing fountains, palm trees and walkways adorned with vines. Secondly, the Tudor style gardens which includes archways, secluded corners and dazzling wisteria. Thirdly, the English woodland style boasts 100 different types of trees which have been planted and maintained beautifully by the formidable garden staff.
Another reason why Kensington Roof Gardens should be considered as one of the most exclusive clubs in London is because there are flamingos that roam around the gardens among the fruit trees and various kinds of fish in the filled streams. Finally, the music selection is second to none. TripAdvisor have given Kensington Roof Gardens a certificate of excellence and there's no doubt why.

 

Paper

 

Paper
 The much-loved celebrity venue, Paper has recently been revamped in Soho Wardour Street with a one million pound budget. The capital injection has gone on the creation of one of the most exclusive clubs in London in the incredible basement and ground floor cocktail bar called Dirty Harry's. The former noughties club has provided extravagant parties for guests such as Beyoncé, Rihanna, Jay Z, Natalie Portman, P Diddy, Keira Knight and even Prince Harry. As soon as you enter the lavishly designed Paper club you are met by walls decorated with reputable magazines from every corner of the globe. Amidst the main area in the club there are two bars handcrafted in brass. Elegant chandeliers hang from the ceilings whilst hues of pinks, blues and purples deepen the club's luxurious atmosphere. If you're not relaxing on one of the black leather sofas or drinking a Dirty Martini perhaps you'll be indulging on a rich, full-bodied Montecristo in the cigar room. Failing that there's a cutting edge DJ-controlled soundsystem for you to let your hair down to your hearts content and when you're done with dancing why not get some snaps taken in the photo studio. Paper, undoubtedly is one of the most exclusive clubs in London and is of course not complete without private booths and a VIP room with intricately engraved walls. Come and join the celebrities and celebrate in style in the bustling West End!

 

Project

 

Project
 With a multi-million pound investment in 2012, Project is definitely one of the most exclusive clubs in London. It stands proudly just off Oxford street in central London. The 300 capacity club is well known for its glamorous crowd and has had the likes of Lindsay Lohan, Justin Bieber and Jason Derulo pass through its glass double doors. Inside the black ceiling, furniture and walls are placed closed together by the vibrant neon lights and visuals on the screens. The menus in the club even light up so you can order yourself a cocktail from the diverse list of drinks. The mixologists are known for their expertise and the hostesses for their beauty.
Those who have been lucky enough to have been to Project, one of the most exclusive clubs in London, will have raved about the fine selection of house music heard through the speakers. Globally recognised DJs such as Deadmau5, Calvin Harris and Robert Sanchez have even been booked. Trust us, the guys behind Project really know how to throw a party. Not only are the DJs first-rated, their additional entertainment is as well. Project has been known to have entertaining dancers and live bongo players work the crowd up into a dancing-on-the-sofas frenzy. Their live shows are second to none.

 

The Box

 

The Box
The Box otherwise known as The Theatre Of Varieties is definitely one of the most exclusive clubs in London. The 7,000 square foot and  three-level building is definitely not one of the easiest clubs to get into. However, if you are lucky enough to pass through the wooden doors you're in for a treat, that's for sure.The Box is tucked away down a side street in Soho. Inside the club screams 1940s French boudoir and its entertainment is beyond eccentric. The dancers and performers perform bizarre erotic acts and acrobats before your very eyes. This isn't a place for the sexually shy or the squeamish. The music is also incredibly varied and keeps the crowd on their toes at all times.
The Box definitely attracts the very best. It has provided unforgettable nights for countless celebrities including: Prince Harry, Kendall Jenner, Rihanna, Miley Cyrus, Kate Moss, Lady Gaga, Zac Efron, Pixie Lott, Emma Watson, Leona Lewis... the list goes on! The Box is intimate, weird, luxurious and out of this world. Anything goes at The Box so you need to come with a open mind to experience it to its best ability. Your in for an unforgettable night out!

 

Aristokrat

 

Aristokrat
Situated in London's heartland of opulence, Aristokrat (formerly Aristocrat) is the latest addition to grace the circle of Mayfair's high-end clubs.  Since its launch in October 2016, it has done so with utmost elegance and grace. Taking the form of an aristocratic mansion, one is immediately engulfed upon entry by its wonderfully-crafted decor and surroundings which exude an exciting and impressive fusion of luxury with modernity and style. Its impressive baroque-themed interior decor including magnificently-designed chandeliers and ceiling art, beautifully fuses with the more modern and stylish elements. The most awe-inspiring of which is the golden skulls that conjure feelings of eeriness fused with excitement - a perfect setting for a night out that delivers on that crucial "buzz" without compromising on finesse and class.
As impressive as the club's decor is, the most impressive of its aspects is the crowd. Regular frequenters include many from London's elite who come to the club to mingle among themselves as well as some of London's most stunning models in its elegant yet cosy space. The club opens its doors every Monday, Friday, and Saturday, filling it with the creme de la creme of the city and its international visitors.
Music and entertainment-wise, some of the latest DJ talent play the latest commercial R&B and hip-hop setting the background theme and fitting the atmosphere of the club with the most enticing dancers and other performers. 
The club's unique charm and luxurious elegance, coupled with the most fitting location for a venue of such character, truly places it in the high end of the category of the most exclusive clubs in London.

 

Charlie Berkeley Street

 

Charlie Berkeley Street
 Where the legendary Funky Buddha once stood proud there now stands a new venue carrying all the prestige of its predecessor in its early days in this most prestigious Mayfair location. This exclusive venue is Charlie Berkeley Street. Opened in 2015 after a one million pound refurbishment, it is a most impressive and original addition to the list of the most exclusive clubs in London. Its name honours Charlie Chaplin, and the entire venue pays homage to the legendary British comedian, director and cultural icon. This is reflected in the style of the venue throughout, from the grand fireplace and vintage leather sofas to the friendly and welcoming waiting staff impeccably dressed to impress in 1920's attire. Yet, whilst the overriding theme of the venue dates almost 100 years back, it does so with a very modern twist, and the venue overall has a very modern feel to it. This is most notably evidenced by the impressive sound and lighting systems and general layout of the venue whose style fits with that of the most sleek of modern clubs. In addition, the jazzy style of the portraits that prevails across the club of the great man himself fits perfectly with this style. So if you're up for mingling with London's elite in beautifully and originally-themed classic yet modern venue;  Charlie Berkeley Street is one that is not to be missed.

 

 Tape

 

Tape
Tape is a new and highly creative addition to Mayfair's circle of most exclusive clubs in London. Its name and logo represents the item that was once the primary medium of music and audio recordings. It is a perfect representation of the club's primary target audience and what the clubs pays homage to: the music industry. Inspired by Grammy Award-winning producer Dallas Austin, the club is designed and styled to celebrate the music industry and aims to create a nightspot for its creative professionals and enthusiasts which they can call home. This is especially the case with "Little Tape" - an adjoining 150 capacity members-only lounge that has an impressively curated display of artifacts from the music industry including the original Paul McCartney’s 1973 contract for Live and Let Die, a handwritten poem by Elvis Presley, Kurt Cobains’ set list, and Chuck Berrys’ guitar. In addition to this, the lounge has its own state-of-the-art recording studio accessible to its regular members by appointment. The main area of the club boasts a capacity of 250 and has a stage for live music. Additionally, it has an elegantly-arranged bar and seating area that displays a very modern sleek style, as well as top-range sound and lighting equipment that one can expect from such an exclusive venue. Tape is the place to be for an elite yet creative and edgy night out.

 

Montezuma

 

Montezuma
Launched in 2015, Montezuma is a highly original addition to the elite circle of most exclusive clubs in London. It takes its name from Emperor Montezuma II who ruled over the Aztec Empire half a millennium ago. (Leading his people to battle against the Spanish conquistadors) The name reflects the Aztec-inspired theme that dominates the nightclub. And, as can be expected of such an elite club in South Kensington, it does so very elegantly and stylishly. Upon entering this classy venue, one is struck by the Aztec decor ranging from the interior design to the artifacts on display. One is further struck by its impressive waitresses and hostesses doing their utmost to make you feel welcome. As the night progresses, one is enticed to try some of the club's signature drinks. The most noteworthy of these drinks is the Zuma shot - a secret, short cocktail said to have been created specially for the Aztec Emperor himself and subsequently passed down many generations to be supplied to the namesake club by a secret partner. Music-wise, the club's primary specialty is RnB and Hip-Hop and regularly employs top talent in the genre to spin the decks, with names including Doug Marshal and Joshua Roberts. Highly recommended for a high-end night out.

 

 Tonteria

 

Tonteria
Crazy, outrageous, and original yet highly elite.  That is how one can best sum up this brilliant nightclub.  Tonteria is a highly original and quaint addition to the elite circle of most exclusive clubs in London.  Opened by Guy Pelly – a London socialite famous for his close ties with Prince William and Harry. Its aim of its establishment was to recreate the look and feel of an old Mexican Hacienda, yet present itself in a way that incorporates the class and elegance fitting for a high-end establishment in Sloane Square. It has done so with amazing grace. Stepping into the club, you immediately feel the fusion of Mexican cultural chic with Sloane Square sophistication brought on by the beautifully presented interior décor. Being an all-inclusive club, it offers the full Mexican experience and serves as a restaurant before the late hours, offering a full range of Mexican cuisine from tapas to full delicious meals.  After this, the party gets going and the place is turned into a night club with a strong emphasis on the theatrical performers that gives the place a strong buzz of a “crazy party” done in a way that is both energetic and celebratory, yet simultaneously classy and stylish.  To add to this, it has an equally impressive selection of drinks inspired by Mexican heritage including the Mayan Pyramid and the Tequila Slammer.  Then if you are lucky enough to be seated in the VIP area you will be equally impressed and excited by how these are delivered to your table: on a miniature train! This is miniature train that choo-choos around the club delivering shots!  If you’re up for a wild and crazy yet stylish and chic night out, Tonteria is the place.

 

Bodo's Schloss

 

Bodos Schloss
Opened by the same team that brought us the Polynesian paradise that is Mahiki, the arrival of Bodo’s Schloss onto the circuit of most exclusive clubs in London represents an addition that is just as original, elegant, and stylish as that of its elder Polynesian sibling.  The only difference is the theme.  Drawing heavily on the central European apres-ski experience, the venue’s intention is to resemble a log cabin ski resort in the Austrian Alps.  This overriding theme prevails throughout this delightful South Kensington venue and can be seen not just in its beautiful interior wooden structures and fireplace but in the stunningly presented waiting staff dressed in traditional Austrian folk attire.  Even the drinks-serving style matches the theme; its signature “ski shots” are served as a round and are delivered by the lovely waiting staff on an old wooden ski.  As an all-inclusive club, it serves as a restaurant during the early hours of the evening and serves a wide range of dishes from an authentic Austrian menu. Then later on in the night the party gets started with the latest in RnB, hip-hop, house, and commercial.  Highly original and highly recommended for an elegant night out.

 

 Libertine

 

Libertine 
Libertine proudly resides where the once infamous Chinawhite once stood.  It carries the heritage and torch of this once legendary club and, indeed, markets itself as “Libertine by Chinawhite”.  With its sleek and classy interior decor, it presents itself as a perfect nightlife home for the many models and celebrities who continue to frequently visit it. This is a result of the long-standing relationship that the club has with the celebrity world.  A chance to mingle with London’s most elite and beautiful is indeed one of the main attractions of this prestigious club.  The club is also a regular host to some of the world’s top musical talent, with recent visits by Drake, Jason Derulo, and Pete Tong.  If its strong celebrity appeal wasn't enough, the venue has much to offer in terms of originality.  This is visible from the first moment one walks into the venue as the mirror glass walk way engulfs and takes those who walk through it to the main area where one is confronted by a 50-foot screen that dominates the area as it projects vivid lights and colour.  From the main area there are two further smaller rooms, one of which is a molecular cocktail lounge run by cocktail maestros Fluid Movement and presents itself in an elegant, low-key, speakeasy style.  The other is the highly intimate and private VIP lounge.  The spirit of Chinawhite lives on through Libertine as its most recent incarnation, thus safely placing this club in the top category within the much-prestigious circle of the most exclusive clubs in London.  As such, any nightlife enthusiast would be gravely mistaken to give a party at this great venue a miss.

 

 Mahiki

 

Mahiki
Mahiki is a fun and festive venue and slightly less formal compared to some others in the Mayfair circuit.  However, it still very much retains its status within the prestigious circle of the most exclusive clubs in London.  Set across two floors, the club is designed in the style of a tropical paradise island with a very pronounced Polynesian theme, as demonstrated by its bamboo-lined walls, tiki-style bars, and wooden carvings adorning the walls.  Just as impressive is the wide range of tropically-inspired signature cocktails on offer, the most out lavish of which are puffing with smoke!  The Mahiki brand now carries its own line of rum which is used in its cocktails and the venue also provides master classes in cocktail making lead by their award-winning mixologist. To top off its list of novelties, it even has its own “No-Tell Motel” -  a cheeky, love-shack-inspired private area with its own double-bed, shower, bar, and karaoke. As with many exclusive Mayfair clubs, celebrities, royals, and other members of London’s elite have been known to attend this fun venue since it was first opened in 2005.  After more than a decade in the business, it still continues to stand the test of time by delivering on what it does best: providing a fun and relaxed party atmosphere right in the heart of Mayfair.  Not to be missed if you’re up for an exclusive yet fun night out.

 

 Maddox

 

Maddox
Maddox is one of the most lavish and stylish establishments that truly graces the circle of most exclusive clubs in London. Set in the heart of Mayfair, this private members club is yet another great example of the work of club entrepreneur Fred Moss. (He was  responsible for Mo*vida, Chinawhite,  Aura, and serves as a magnificent show of his superior skills in his forte) Whilst entry is usually restricted to members, the venue can be visited by non-members by means of booking a table at the restaurant which serves a fine Mediterranean and Italian inspired cuisine. As one enters the club’s main room, one can feel the presence of the glass-enclosed DJ booth that dominates the area and plays host to some of the world’s top DJ talent who spin the right tunes to dance to. This is  supported by top class lighting and sound system.  Another feature that makes it stand out from the crowd is its courtyard, which very few clubs on the exclusive Mayfair circuit can boast of.  With such an impressive array of features, it is not surprising that the club has been frequented by A-listers including Keira Knightley and Diddy.  If decadence and luxury with a modern, understated style is what you enjoy then Maddox is the place to go.

 

 DSTRKT

 

DSTRKT
DSTRKT is a club that celebrates modern grandeur.  Set in Soho and known for being one of central London’s historically less affluent but more edgy and boisterous venues of entertainment. It aims to bring a touch of class to this area which lies close to the border of the more traditionally opulent Mayfair.  Its grandeur can be felt from the moment you step into the venue as you become surrounded by its crystal chandeliers and chiming bells.  This becomes further evident in the main room as you're confronted by the sheer presence of the red crystal chandelier as it floats above your head.  The VIP lounge goes a step further in its decadent appeal as it boasts of being the only such lounge with a bar entirely made of precious stone.  But, as impressive as all these feats are, it is the people who make the party, and it is they who put this club in the category of the most exclusive clubs in London.  This is where this club shines the brightest.  Many an A-list celebrity has been known to party here including Tom Cruise, Snoop Dogg, and Sylvester Stallone.  In addition, many have likewise performed here.  To top it all off, DSTRKT plays host to many highly-publicized special events including album launches, fashion shows, and premier parties throughout the year. For luxury with a modern style and a chance to rub shoulders with a celebrity, DSTRKT is one not to be missed.

 

 Cirque Le Soir

 

Cirque Le Soir
Cirque Le Soir is not just a club.  It’s a circus extravaganza!  Since its launch in 2009, it remains as incredible as ever as they have managed to seamlessly fuse a circus show, and all of the novelty and excitement that comes with it, with the grandeur and decadence that comes with being one of the most exclusive clubs in London.  Set in the vibrant and pleasant but somewhat subtle surroundings of Mayfair’s Carnaby Street, this club is anything but subtle and could easily leave Lady Gaga feeling a little low-key.  The club is famed for its wide array of performers including magicians, clowns, fire-eaters, sword-swallowers, burlesque dancers, snake charmers, contortionists and stilt walkers, as well as its fitting circus décor, top cocktail mixologists, and international DJs.  It is also famous for the A-list celebrities it has been able to attract over the years including Madonna, Lady Gaga, and Leonardo DiCaprio.  For a weird and wonderful yet elite night out, this one is not to be missed.

 

 Shaka Zulu

 

Shaka Zulu
Shaka Zulu is a South Africa themed all-inclusive club comprising a restaurant, bar and dance area.  As the name suggests, its theme is deeply rooted in the country’s Zulu tradition to the extent that the Zulu King – HRH Goodwill Zwelithini – gave the venue his royal blessing after it opened in 2010.  Located in the Camden Stables Market, it is rooted in a location known for its vibrant, artistic, and alternative feel outside of the usual Mayfair/Chelsea area but manages to retain all that is required to give it the full Mayfair/Chelsea feel with an originally creative twist.  For this reason, it effortlessly puts itself in the category of the most exclusive clubs in London. As you walk in, you will be amazed by the amount of meticulous effort that has gone into the décor.  The entire wall and ceiling surfaces are fully covered in beautifully crafted wooden murals, and the chairs and tables are true works of art, as are the numerous warrior statues standing proud around the club.  The restaurant offers delicious South African cuisine and the bar has a wide selection of wine and cocktails.

 

 Cafe De Paris

 

Cafe De Paris
Cafe De Paris is all about fusing modern clubbing and dining with the cabaret experience.  Founded in 1924 - at the height of cabaret culture during the Roaring Twenties - it is one of the oldest nightclubs in London and still largely stays true to its founding tradition.  However, it does so with a more modern twist and a less pretentious style than would have prevailed in cabaret culture when it was first opened. During which time the atmosphere among the guests would have been more akin to that of a stately dinner than a fun night out.  The club is set across one main floor and one theatre-style mezzanine with a standing capacity of 720 once the tables are cleared to make room for the dance floor.  It features draped velvet, a luscious chandelier and classical peers that conjures feelings of 1920's grandeur.  Its layout and style are very much geared towards enabling the guests to enjoy the cabaret experience to the fullest and in all its grandeur.  Friday and Saturday tend to host their main shows which consist of styles involving circus, comedy and burlesque.  In the late evenings the cabaret and tables are cleared to make way for the disco.  Music-wise, the selection tends to be similar to other establishments that fall into the category of most exclusive clubs in London. If you want to experience a piece of London's living entertainment history in all its grandeur, Cafe De Paris is the place to go.

 

 Toy Room

 

Toy Room
Don't be deceived by the name of this club.  It is, in fact, a venue which exudes classical opulence with its leather sofas and stylish interior and is one of the most exclusive clubs in London. With a capacity of 300 people and 20 tables, it is a medium-sized venue that graces Mayfair with its presence just off Oxford Circus and has recently undergone a major, multi-million-pound refurbishment.  As you enter Toy Room you will at some point be greeted by Frank - a 6ft tall teddy bear employed by the club to keep the guests amused and entertained.   You may also be greeted (or, more likely, just rub shoulders with if you are lucky) by one of the many celebrities known to have visited this venue.  As with many a Mayfair establishment, it is principally London's elite that frequently visit this club and it is known for having a guestlist policy that is one of the more restrictive ones compared to other exclusive clubs in the Mayfair/Chelsea area.  A great place to go for a great and elite night out.

 

 Raffles

 

Raffles
When it comes to having a rich and prestigious history and heritage, rarely does a venue shine as brightly as Raffles. Founded in 1967, the club is named in honour of Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles who served as a leading statesman of the British Empire in the Far-East, having contributed to its expansion in the region and being most notably remembered for his creation of Singapore. Aptly situated on King's Road - the very heart of London's infamously opulent Chelsea area - this club's long and astounding history includes visits by the very top category within the creme de la creme of British society. This includes the UK's highest ranking guest of all - the Queen - who visited the venue with Prince Charles and Princess Anne to celebrate the 21st birthday of the grandson of the Earl of Mountbatten. Other high-profile dignitaries have included Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, legendary American singer Barbara Streisand, the Rolling Stones, Eric Clapton, and Vivienne Westwood. To preserve its rich heritage and status as one of the most exclusive clubs in London, it continues to operate as a members-only club and allow visits by non-members only via invitation by an existing member. Entertainment-wise, Raffles presents itself as a club that elegantly fuses heritage with modern glitz with its neon floor lights and grand leather sofas, and the music that is played tends to be a mix of commercial, pop, RnB, and indie. All in all, highly recommended - a great venue with great heritage for a great night out.
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The Top 20 Excuses For Flaking On A Club Booking

 

lyinggirl

 

Here at Velvet PR we typically deal with hundreds of bookings every week and whilst the majority of our guests are fantastic and we enjoy looking after them time and again in the clubs we host, sadly there are always the guests who make our lives a bit of a nightmare. Troublesome guests can include those getting too drunk, being rude or not dressing according to the club’s requirements.

 

There is one particularly upsetting category of troublesome guests however, who we simply name 'Flakers’. Flakers are those who book in a big group of guests (often for a birthday) then cancel within mere hours (sometimes minutes) of the event taking place after having planned for days on end their night out to minute detail.

 

In celebration of these flakers who we have grown so fond of, we have compiled a top 20 list of the best excuses we have been presented with to explain the cancellation. Whether the excuse is valid or a porky pie remains a mystery, but we have helpfully accompanied each of the 20 excuses with it’s own lie-o-meter (which works on a scale of 1-3 with 1 being almost certainly true and 3 being a Double Whopper with extra bacon and cheese!). Also, for your reference we've helpfully added a frequency of use scale so you can see just how often we get offered each of the following (again on a 1-3 scale with 1 being low and 3 being so common they probably have it saved as a shortcut on their phone for easy access!).

 

So here we present our ultimate list of the top 20 excuses for flaking on a booking. Whether you are reading this simply for your amusement or as a how-to guide on some of the best cop-outs you can have at your disposal next time you are in urgent need of a get-out-of-jail-free card, we hope you will enjoy the fruits of our research, and don’t feel afraid to refer someone to this next time you hear one of these infamous lines. We certainly will be!

 

 

1. ‘I got bitten by a homeless person’s dog and I’m in A&E now. I don’t think we can make it tonight’.

Lie-o-meter Score: 1stars

Frequency Of Use: 1stars

 

2. ‘My cat got sick. We can’t come now I’m afraid.’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 2stars

 

3. ‘Sorry for the last minute change of plan but I have to attend a funeral.’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 2stars

 

4. ‘I’m afraid we can’t come now as my uncle just died. What’s happening tomorrow - any parties then instead?’

Lie-o-meter Score: 2stars

Frequency Of Use: 2stars

 

5. ‘Family emergency...We aren’t coming now’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 3stars3

 

6. ‘We had a car accident on the way so we don’t think we can make it to the club’

Lie-o-meter Score: 2stars

Frequency Of Use: 2stars

 

7. ‘We can’t make it now as I’m ill’...’What about the rest of your group of 20+?’...’No they can’t come either’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 3stars3

 

8. ‘Sorry I got food poisoning so I’ll have to cancel’

Lie-o-meter Score: 2stars

Frequency Of Use: 2stars

 

9. ‘My friend’s hamster got lost in her garden so we can’t make it this time’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 1stars

 

10. ‘Sorry I realised I was too young to get into your club tonight’...’How old are you?’...’14’

Lie-o-meter Score: 1stars

Frequency Of Use: 1stars

 

11. ‘We won’t be coming...Something came up’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 3stars3

 

12. ‘The birthday girl dropped her cake on the way and she’s too upset to come now’

Lie-o-meter Score: 1stars

Frequency Of Use: 1stars

 

13. ‘Sorry my friend got pregnant last night unexpectedly, we’re not going to be partying tonight’

Lie-o-meter Score: 2stars

Frequency Of Use: 1stars

 

14. ‘We can’t come. Unexpected business trip came up’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 3stars3

 

15. ‘We’re not going to make it tonight.’...’Any reason why not?’...’Personal reasons / Unforseen circumstances’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 3stars3

 

16. ‘Where are you?’...’Im in Greece’...’What about your birthday night for you and your group of 10 guests tonight that we’ve been arranging for the past month’...’Oh. Was that tonight?’

Lie-o-meter Score: 2stars

Frequency Of Use: 1stars

 

17. ‘I’m going to have to cancel. My wife just found out I was going clubbing so it doesn’t look like it’s going to happen now. Next time, sorry’

Lie-o-meter Score: 1stars

Frequency Of Use: 1stars

 

18. ‘Sorry, change of plans so we can’t come’

Lie-o-meter Score: 1stars

Frequency Of Use: 3stars3

 

19. ‘Sorry can’t make it. I’m in hospital’

Lie-o-meter Score: 3stars3

Frequency Of Use: 2stars

 

20. ‘My mum is insisting she needs to join and we don’t want to take her. Sorry we will have to cancel’

Lie-o-meter Score: 1stars

Frequency Of Use: 1stars

 

 

Unlike many of the excuse-makers responsible for the above, we've put time into this research so we'd love to hear your feedback. Any of these sound familiar? Are you guilty of one or two of these? Let us know...

Spotted: Will.i.am at Drama Parklane

The Voice judge and ex member of The Black Eyed Peas, with whom he has received multiple awards.

 

Wiill.i.am sang at drama a few of his won hip hop productions including some of his old and classic songs like “Where is the love”. Even with the use of electro and house music elements, will.i.am prefers to separate the underground from pop.

 

He sang for about an hour and it was the most exciting part of the night, he did a amazing show! After he stayed to enjoy the end of the party until 3 am.

 

The star was wearing a black hat, black jacket and black t-shirt and of course his classic glasses. With his unique and cool style he took the attention from everyone around.

 

The club was packed, and was a great night for who was there.

 

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July 18, 2016 Posted by admin in Blog

Spotted: Rihanna and Drake’s four-night-clubbing marathon in London

One night out is of course not enough for Rihanna, so she went out with her old flame Drake four days in a row:

 

29/06 Nicole Scherzinger's birthday at Tape

 

The first night they went out for celebrating the birthday of Nicole Scherzinger in the high end club Tape. Nicole turned 38 on the 29th of June and was first enjoying dinner in the Mayfair restaurant 34 and after this she was celebrating until 5:30 am in the club Tape. She was wearing a pink crop top,  black high-waisted trousers and black high heels. Her curly hair was hanging around her shoulder and she was wearing pink lipstick which suits to her top. She doesn’t look like 38 at all, right? Rihanna and Drake were celebrating together with Nicole, but left a little later at 6 am. Rihanna was nearly stealing the X-factor star the show with her pink cut-out dress and the silver high heels. Drake was dressed more casual with a sported red jacket and denim jeans.

 

29/06 Tramp

 

In the following night they went out to the club Tramp, where they stayed until 5 am. Drake was wearing light trousers, a black leather jacket and timberlands. Rihanna looked beautiful with her black dress and the rainbow high heels. One source told E! News that they are not back together and just hooking up.

 

30/06 Chiltern Firehouse

 

In the third night they went  to have dinner at Chiltern Firehouse and were spotted on heading back to the same hotel together. RiRi was wearing a grey skirt with a suitable jacket and just a pink bra underneath. Drake was wearing the same leather jacket like the night before and some black trousers.

 

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June 29, 2016 Posted by admin in Blog

Spotted: Rihanna at London's high end Club Drama

The reason for Rihanna's stay in London was the concert she gave at Wembley last Friday. Surprisingly the hall was half empty and the fans were shocked. Anyway she went out to the club Drama on Sunday and didn't leave the club before the early morning of Monday.

 

Her look was very special, no one would dare to wear this double denim look, but Rihanna did and she looked awesome.

 

The look consists of the Manolo Blahnik denim chaps boots, denim Daisy Duke shorts and a flowing white top combined with a great Louis Vuitton handbag. On top of this she was wearing a lot of golden jewelry. The boots are actually so high that there is a belt included and they can be bought for £2769.

 

Her hair and makeup was not very dramatic, but still smart and the highlights were the red lipstick and the middle-part flowing hair.

 

Rihanna was not celebrating alone, the 39 year old model Melyssa Forde joined her and they had lots of fun together. In the club she was seen drinking beer and cooling down with a fan.

 

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June 14, 2016 Posted by admin in Blog

Spotted: Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan at Lou Lou’s

 

Kourtney was just staying a few days in London, but she already has been out clubbing. Thursday morning she was seen with some extremely big sunglasses and a baseball cap of Kanye West. Maybe a hangover? She was wearing a big white pullover, leggings and some sneakers - she was obviously very tired! The reason for this is that she went out with - in her words “long lost twin”- Lindsay Lohan until 4 am.

 

They went together to a restaurant and after that to the private club “Lou Lou`s” in Mayfair. Both looked amazing in their dresses. Kardashian was wearing a very short leather dress and Lohan a very colorful, V-cut dress in red and blue. By the way the black dress is from Fendi`s and can be bought for just £5960 - for all of them who can afford it. They had lots of fun which you can see on the pictures, for example a snapchat picture with some flower crowns. Jimmy Carr, Chloe Simms, Robert Tchenguiz and Hofit Golan were at “Lou Lou`s” that night, as well.

 

The actress and the reality star seemed to be a great team together - perhaps one can see them more often together next time. And if you celebrate until 4 am and look so fantastic like Kourtney did, it’s fine to wear something casual for your journey back to the US on the next morning, isn't it?

 

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July 24, 2013 Posted by admin in Blog

Epic Wedgie!

Its the middle of the week so here is a silly video 😉 why not!

 

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June 19, 2013 Posted by admin in Blog

Brutal Rugby hit!

Looking forward to seeing this at the next Aura Mayfair touch rugby tournament!

 

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