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Bottle Pirates—breeds of women who have been draining men’s booze for years, bouncing from city to city, table to table, Grey Goose to Red Bull. In these tough economic times, it is important to be able to identify the many different types of Bottle Pirates one might encounter in the uncharted nightlife seas. Not all women out at bars are in search of your bottle, but here are the 11 most common types of Bottle Pirates to keep an eye out for.
Don’t be fooled by the flirting, dirty dancing and constant giggling at your lame jokes; the only way you’ll be getting any from a Captain Hooker is by stopping at the ATM on your way home from the club. This industrious breed of Bottle Pirates can travel in groups or “work” solo. Captain Hookers can be found around the world, but seem to flock to Las Vegas, Atlantic City, Los Angeles and Craigslist.
Sometimes your server can be the biggest Bottle Pirate of all. An anonymous Table Wench told us, “I used to work in a very popular club in NYC, where we were instructed to ask our big spenders [suckers] for a glass of champagne, after popping a bottle of Dom. Then we would go back to the kitchen and pour it out before returning for a refill. Before the night was done, we could tack on at least two or three more bottles to the tab.” The Table Wench appears to be on your team, but just like that mandatory 25 percent gratuity, she’s an unwelcome end-of-the-night surprise.
The Treasure Hunters—girls who drink with you just trying to figure out your net worth, avoiding guys who have cheaper bottles on the table. Treasure Hunters can be easily fooled into thinking you’re rich in the beginning, but usually put it all together when you leave the club in your ’99 Isuzu Amigo.
4: Scally Hag
The cougar of Bottle Pirates, the Scally Hag has been in rough seas for a long time. Scally Hags like to hang at hotel bars/clubs (and usually travel in packs) but may venture out in a quest for eternal youth. They like the finer things in life—like fine wine, expensive glasses of champagne and Elizabeth Taylor’s White Diamonds perfume.
5: Jolly Rogers
Yes, guys can be Bottle Pirates, too. A Jolly Roger is a guy who is always happy and very chatty (probably because he’s draining your drinks). He hangs at your table so comfortably that everyone just assumes that he’s friends with someone else at the table. The biggest problem with Jolly Roger Bottle Pirates? They have a big thirst and a small bank roll. How do I know this? I’m a recovering Jolly Roger myself.
6: Land Ho!
A Land Ho! is a traveler, going from table to table constantly looking to discover new groups to swipe drinks from. They are easy to identify, as they will usually show up to your table with a drink already in hand. Some clubs use different glassware at the tables than at the bar, so be on the lookout for familiar-looking cups and avoid refilling them.
7: Captain Jackoff Sparrow
Far too often, tables are placed very close together at nightclubs. Even worse, clubs will sometimes place two groups of people at the same table (separated by only a bucket of ice). Captain Jackoff Sparrows are the juiced-up guys spilling themselves—and their hair gel—into your space. They are easily “confused,” leading them to “accidentally” pour themselves drinks from your bottle, or crush your cans of red bull on their heads in caveman-like fashion.
8: Black Beard
So you invite some good-looking girls to your table. Cool, right? Next thing you know, you have two cute girls and their friends Paul, Chet, Derek, Joe, Steve, Joey, Ralph and Mike all enjoying your bottle of Kettle One. The Black Beard girls are usually very comfortable around guys, which is why they’re tagging along with 20 dudes instead of a gaggle of girls.
9: Penny-less Pillagers
They come out with zero cash, no credit cards and not even so much as cab fare. Nothing like a girl drinking on your tab all night, then asking for $15 to get home or pay the valet. Why have a purse with nothing in it? I wouldn’t go out with my wallet only full of Chapstick and gum.
10: Bottle Buccaneers
If you only ordered two bottles of vodka, then why does your bill include 10 cans of sugar-free Red Bull, a round of fruity drinks, a bottle of champagne and bottles of water? Blame the Bottle Buccaneers. They hang around just long enough to fool your server into thinking they’re authorized to add to your tab. If you see something fishy on your table (like a round of Sex and the City shots), then you’ve been the victim of a Bottle Buccaneer.
11: Bottle Pirates of The Carribean
These are locals who live in popular vacation destinations and suckle on the tourist teet. Heading down to Cabo with the boys? Watch out for the overly tan girls who seem to be friends (or cousins) with your server. They have home field advantage, a high tolerance for tequila and probably a husband at home with 17 kids.
This Saturday we team up with Taittinger as we host the Taittinger Giveaway Party! The first 50 guests who enter the club will receive a complimentary glass of champagne upon arrival! Doors open at 9pm.
Aura Nightclub 48/49 St James St, SW1A 1JT London, United Kingdom
Aura Mayfair is a haven of rich heritage and grandeur. Having The Ritz Hotel & The Wolseley as neighbours gives you an idea of who this club caters for. Aura is an exclusive members club, restaurant and cocktail bar in the heart of Mayfair.
Known as a celeb favourite, Aura, in the last 12months has played host to stars such as Madonna, Rihanna, Drake, Cuba Gooding Jr, Trey Songz, countless premiership footballers, reality tv stars and too many more to mention. You never know who you may bump into at our Aura Fridays.
Pre-Club Dinner Offer...
Velvet-PR.com are delighted to offer our guests this fantastic dinner offer.
Guests can pre-book dinner places which are limited to 60ppl total for a delicious mezze buffet dinner with wine. Doors open at 9pm for dinner.
- Complimentary for ladies before arriving before 9.30pm. £20 for gents incl club entry.
- Complimentary pre-club mezze dinner: Buffet of mixed meats, salads and pastas.
- Complimentary wine with the pre-club dinner
Doors open for the clubnight at 10pm. Ladies will have complimentary entry on our list before 11pm. Please note guestlist names must be submitted (contact details below). Arrival sufficiently early is advised as queues may be hectic and queueing until after 11pm may mean an entry fee being charged. Gents are £20 all night.
We have several vip tables to buy inside the club. All tables include a table bottle service with a VIP waitress, a table and seating.
If you prefer to enjoy your night out in more comfort and with more style. Or maybe it's a special occasion, or time to impress somebody. Contact us today to book a VIP Table. Table Bookings give many advantages over guestlist . No queueing, Priority Entry, Dedicated Waiter/Waitress, and more...
We tailor the minumum spend depending on group size, please enquire for more details.
Please note...
I.D. is required by guests of ALL AGES. This is part of the clubs agreement with the relevant licensing authorities and/or police. Entry to any venue is always at the venue management discretion and subject to the venue door policies. Entry is never guaranteed by velvet-pr.com
Location & Map...
AURA - 48-49 St James’s Street, London, SW1A 1JT
Velvet PR have a selection of NYE parties 2013- 2014! Click the flyers below for more information or too book your tickets.
We are pleased to be able to be an official partner / ticket seller for Aura Mayfair New Years Eve party 2013-2014 and hold a limited allocation of tickets for this years final event!
Join us Aura Mayfair for the biggest NYE party in London as we bid fairwell to 2012 and welcome 2013
Aura Mayfair is going to be transformed into the beaches of Kho Phanag in Thailand for the ultimate clubbing experience. UV paint galore, Glow sticks and no expense spared on the decorations are all there to create the ultimate way to kick of 2013!
The celebrations commence at 9pm until late with a decadent champagne reception followed by a selection of the finest festive canapes. CLICK TO BOOK AURA MAYFAIR NYE TICKETS 2013 -2014
Velvet PR are selling tickets for this years No5 Cavendish Square 2013 New Years Eve event directly from our website. Velvet PR have been given a limited allocation of tickets for this years New years eve party spectacular (details below) . Tickets are being snapped up already so order your tickets today and reserve your spot at one of the biggest NYE parties London has to offer. CLICK TO BOOK No5 CAVENDISH SQUARE NYE TICKETS 2013 -2014
This is the golden event in our line-up of NYE events. Pause Bar NYE 2013 - 2014 Buy Tickets New Years Eve Buy Tickets New Years Eve this year. New york famously known as the city that never sleeps this could not be any more true than at Pause Bar this new years eve 2013. CLICK TO BOOK PAUSE BAR 2013 -2014 TICKETS
3 Cromwell NYE 2013 - 2014 Tickets New Years Eve Made in Kensington is going to be one of the biggest parties in London this year and with emphasis put on entertainment at this years 3 cromwell mansion this really is the place to see into 2014!
CLICK TO BOOK 3 CROMWELL MANSION NYE 2013 -2014 TICKETS
Join us NYE at Noura Lounge at Noura Lounge 2013 - 2014 New Years Eve at Noura Lounge for cocktails and dinner if you choose to kick of 2014 with bucket loads of champagne and incredible music.
CLICK HERE TO BOOK 2013 -2014 NYE TICKETS FOR NOURA NOURA LOUNGE
2013 is almost over and we will be hosting an incredible night that you’ll be talking about for months to come. Guests will be welcomed at 7.30pm-8.15pm with a canapé and Bellini reception complete with fire eaters and other performers
CLICK HERE TO BOOK SHAKA ZULU 2013 - 2014 NYE TICKETS
Let us take you non a magical Journey for the biggest night of the year as Supperclub does Moulin Rouge. Supper club are going all out in the entertainment department this year with an exclusive Moulin Rouge party.
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2014 is only around the corner and what better way to kick off 2014 than with a Venetian style NYE party at the exclusive Sanctum Hotel CLICK HERE TO BOOK THE VENETIAN BALL 2013 - 2014 TICKETS
The grandest party of the year with a spinkling of Hollywood glamour awaits those that attend Mayfair Club. Masked revellers, a giant countdown, cocktail reception and entertainment throughout the night will be the plan of actiojn on the night at Mayfair Club NYE 2013 - 2014 Masquerade Ball
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2013 is almost over and what better way to celebrate than a fantastic Masquerade Ball New Years Eve party at Miabella Nightclub.
The theme is over the top glamour and Miabella brings a touch of class and sophistication to proceedings to kick off 2014 in an amazing way!
CLICK HERE TO BOOK MIABELLA 2013 - 2014 MASQUERADE BALL TICKETS
New Years Eve is alaways one of the bigest nights of the clubbing calender and no venue has put more effort in than EGG Club London NYE who have left no expense spared by bringing you some of the biggest DJ's around all under one roof and putting on a party that will be second to none...
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Velvet PR are selling tickets for this years 2013-2014 New Years Eve event directly from our website. Velvet PR have been given a limited allocation of tickets for this years New years eve party spectacular (details below) . Tickets are being snapped up already so order your tickets today and reserve your spot at one of the biggest NYE parties London has to offer.
CLICK HERE TO BOOK AMIKA NIGHTCLUB NYE 2013 - 2014
Velvet PR is proud to announce our New Years Eve guest list party at INK LDN on Tuesday 31st December! To celebrate we are providing our guests with early bird tickets for entry at INK LDN's TWISTED CIRCUS Party.
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The Club & The Party...
CLIQUE - Tuesdays at Dstrkt London. Last week we were joined by Tulisa,Marcus Collins, Chelsee Healey, Joey Essex and the TOWIE crew. Tonight we are joined by celebrity friends. Do not miss out.The directors of LondonClubPR, Nightplay Parties and ClubKing Events combine to bring you London's biggest Tuesday night at Dstrkt London. A night of commercial HipHop and RnB mixed by guest DJ's and graced by international stars.
Already guests of this venue have been entertained by appearances from international stars such as Drake, P.Diddy, Busta Rhymes, Timbaland, Tulisa, Pamela Anderson, Boy George, Far East Movement and the list goes on....
The operators behind the venue are an eclectic mix of top European professionals. The Partners of the Brompton Brands company, who brought you Whisky Mist, Mahiki and The Brompton Club, have joined with the founders of the Buddha Bar & Restaurant in Vienna to create this latest edition to the London nightlife. Their hard work culminated in Dstrkt winning Best New Club at the London Club & Bar Awards 2013, with a bright future ahead.
Join us and party with the stars.
Guestlist...
It is tables only for this event. Guestlist is closed.
Table Bookings...
We have several vip tables to buy inside the club. All tables include a table bottle service with a VIP waitress, a table and seating.
Tables priced as follows:
Small (Bell )tables - £1,000 minimum spend, maximum of 6 people, £20 covers per person will be added to the table bill in addition to the minimum spend.
Medium (Stage) Tables - £2,000 minimum spend, maximum of 10 people, £20 covers per person will be added to the table bill in addition to the minimum spend.
Large (VIP Section) Tables - £3,000 minimum spend, maximum of 10 people, £20 covers per person will be added to the table bill in addition to the minimum spend.
For this event a deposit will be required payable to the club for tables, contact us to facilitate.
Contact Us...
Location & Map...
9 Rupert Street, Piccadilly Circus, London, W1D 6DG
Velvet PR are offering the winner of this competition £500 worth of drinks and a table area at one of our exclusive clubs. To enter all you have to do is click the "connect" button below and the winner will be contacted via Facebook to book in a date of their choice.
If you fancy celebrating your birthday in style or want to take out a girlfriend / boyfriend and give them a night at an exclusive club with plenty of free alcohol then enter below.
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Terms and conditions
At certain venues a minimum number of guests may be required
The group must be a mixed group
£500 worth of alcohol will be provided free of charge
This cannot be exchanged for cash
Entry is at the discretion of the door
Winner chosen at random and will be contacted via facebook
As of 19th December we have only 50 tickets left for 5 Cavendish Square New Years Eve Event 2013 - 2014. We currently have less than 50 tickets available and we have official tickets on-sale. You will instantly get an e-ticket confirmation that you print off and present at the venue.
Velvet PR are selling tickets for this years No5 Cavendish Square 2013 0 2014 New Years Eve event directly from our website. Velvet PR have been given a limited allocation of tickets for this years New years eve party spectacular (details below) . Tickets are being snapped up already so order your tickets today and reserve your spot at one of the biggest NYE parties London has to offer.
Book Official NO5 CAVENDISH SQUARE 2013 - 2014 NEW YEARS EVE TICKETS today for the best price available.
New years eve 2013 - 2014 at No5 Cavendish Square a 7 story mansion right in the heart of London a stones throw from John Lewis oxford Circus. Velvet Pr are hosting on of the most glamorous parties to kick off 2014 in style! If you are looking for the complete package then book your ticket today for No5 Cavendish Square and you can also save the journey home and book one of the luxurious suites available for guests with there own DJ area for guests to party until the early hours!
No5 Cavendish Square is already proving to be a huge hit with guests and tickets for this years main event are selling out faster than hotcakes so book your NYE tickets below for 5 Cavendish Square
For the event we have organised an array of special treats which include but are not limited to:
Live entertainment, continental breakfast served at 3am, 3 floors of exclusive partying! partying in this mansion is going to be second to none so grab your finest outfits and get ready for the biggest party of the year.
If you don't fancy getting home early why not book a suite at No5 Cavendish Square and stay the night!
No5 Cavendish Square NYE promises to be a massive party with the best crowd in London and tickets for this event are already being snapped up so we suggest booking your tickets as soon as possible to avoid disappointment.
Velvet PR only have a small allocation of tickets for No5 Cavendish Square 2012 NYE so get in touch and book your tickets asap!
For additional information or if you wish to book a table then please contact us on 07834 363 888 and one of the team will be happy to help.
The Bar and Shisha Garden (Ground Level)
The ground floor bar is where our champagne reception will take place (21:00-22:00) beginning the night in perfect fashion. This floor has its own DJ booth, quirky vintage seating, an authentic fire place and a heated Shisha Garden which remains open until late. Music on this floor will include House, commercial and club classics. Think David Guetta to Michael Jackson.
The Playroom (Lower Level)
The Playroom is devoted to hedonistic dance and fun, providing the main clubbing location for guests to let loose. The layout is reminiscent of classic West end clubs with its unique lighting system creating the perfect party atmosphere. Velvet PR resident DJs will host this floor playing the best of sexy RnB, Hip-Hop and 90’s classics. Think Rihanna to Tinnie Tempah.
The Champagne Ballroom (Upper Level)
The Champagne Ballroom exudes quality and is the area of choice for guests to enjoy a more relaxed celebration. The rooms Grandeur is built around a large centrepiece chandelier, with four metre high ceilings and a luxurious view over Cavendish Square completing the traditional feel. Music from the ground level will be filtered through to this floor at a lower level.
WE ONLY HAVE LESS THAN 50 TICKETS AVAILABLE FOR 5 CAVENDISH SQUARE NYE AS OF 19TH DECEMBER. NO MORE EARLY BIRD TICKETS AVAILABLE.
Tickets for No5 Cavendish Square an non-refundable. Dress code applied and entry is always at the discretion of the door and guests who turn up intoxicated will be refused entry.
We are pleased to be able to be an official partner / ticket seller for Mayfair Club New Years Eve party 2014-2015 and hold a limited allocation of tickets for this years final event!
Join us Mayfair Club for the biggest NYE party in London as we bid farewell to 2014 and welcome 2015
If you are interested in purchasing a ticket for this event please click on the below 'Get on the Guestlist' Button and we will be in touch within 24 hours.
Tables:
For those wishing to book tables, please contact us for minimum spends by clicking on the below 'Book a Table' button. Minimum spends will be approximately £100 per person and in addition a ticket must be purchased.
Tickets will be dispatched the next day delivery or you can arrange for collection of these at the venue on the night if you have any questions of queries regarding these the get in touch and we will be happy to help!
Entry to the Mayfair Club on New Years Eve is at the sole discretion of the door. Ticket holders may be refused entry, in which case a refund will be issued via the Fatsoma platform within 7 working days.
Refunds may be refused in the following situations: