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Tonteria Entry - Tonteria Guestlist and Tonteria Table Bookings

Tonteria is a Mexican-themed bar that after 10pm transforms into a nightclub. It is a project of nightlife expert Guy Pelly - the man behind Mahiki, Whisky Mist and Public. This boutique club often sees celebrity guests including Pippa Middleton and Price William and Harry. It's most popular night is Monday where access to the Tonteria guestlist is limited. A night at Tonteria will leave you feeling like you've just had a crazy drunken dream - in a good way. And if you're a fan of tapas, cocktails and tequila, it is simply a must...

Tonteria guestlist and table club is the latest venue to be added to the already impressive roster of venues under the hand of Prince Williams Bff Guy Pelly.

Tonteria is a force to be reckoned with and has fast become Chelsea's premium nightclub spot hang out.  With the recent closure of Upper West Club  this has paved the way for Tonteria to monopolise the Chelsea nightclub scene.  With a team that consists of London's finest Promoter Izunna hosts you can be sure that no matter what nights of the week you visit Tonteria  you will be in for an amazing night with no holds barred…

 Mondays at Tonteria are now one of the most popular nights of the week and slowly catching up to Tonteria guestlist signature on Thursday "do not disturb" event which has generated a lot of press and publicity since it launched  mainly down to its bizarre and unique take on disturbing entertainment used with exclusive clubbing.

 Just a stones throw from Sloane Square station this boutique venue which has a relatively small capacity is where you can find vip guests from made in Chelsea right through to Hollywood's finest of Leonardo DiCaprio who have passed through the doors of Tonteria over the last few months.

After walking down a dark set of stairs into the club, your first impression might be that it looks a bit like an old Italian wine cellar with its low wooden ceilings and stone walls without plastering. Because the room is not very big and the tables are set in little alcoves around the edge of the room, this place has a very cozy, intimate feeling to it. The decor is a colourful mix - but still classy: dried flowers, hammocks, mosaic floors and some Mexican wrestlers masks fill the room. The whole scenery is dipped into scarce lighting and the club offers some cool special features including a photobooth, a little toy train - which delivers tequila shots to the tables - and a private area decorated like an altar. Basically it's made to look effortlessly cool. Or as their head bartender Grant Robinsons puts it "rundown, in a chic way.

 As with any guy Pali venue seeming is really important and Tom terrier takes its inspiration from Hacienda right in the heart of Mexico and this follows the theme of other venues under the Pali umbrella which include Mahiki and Chakana.  Every looking granny and cosmetic appearance has been fine tuned to create an atmosphere that allows you to transport to a different world and really has to be seen to be believed.

 Not only is the Tonteria guestlist an exclusive nightspot serving traditional cocktails and champagne is until close but if you arrive earlier in the evening feel free to sample an extrodinary menu of Mexican Tapas which provide the perfect balance to suit any occasion  whether it be birthday drinks, after work drinks, or corporate celebrations.

Since the club can only hold 200 people, the crowd has to be very selected, so only the classiest and most sophisticated looking guests will be let in by the strict door staff. But once you've made it in, be prepared to party among some seriously high-end guests. Since the owner is close friends with celebrities and royalty, expect some familiar faces and lots of money passing the counter. But don't be fooled: this is not the kind of place to quietly sit down and sip your drink. The "hacienda" kind of club is there to have fun and go wild at. As the owners don't "like places that take themselves too seriously", you can tell why the Tonteria guestlist does everything a bit differently: waiters will be pouring cocktails at your table and shots come on a wooden ‘Serpent of Doom’ tray...

 To follow on from the seeming of Tonteria  tequila plays massive part on the menu and whether it be one of the unique and original cocktails created by some of the experience bar staff or simply a shot of various styles of tequila including Scorpion Tequila  this is a venue that you can certainly predict a heavy head in the morning!

 Access to the Tonteria guestlist area is strictly via Guestlist and we have provided information of the list below and if you wish to attend Tonteria please fill in  your names and details in the contact form and one of the team will get back to you and confirm whether you have been lucky enough to get onto the Tonteria Guestlist

So whether you're looking for a place to drink yummy cocktails at with your friends, try out tapas on a date or have a wild night out partying with London's A-list, Tonteria will meet all your needs. And the special little perks offered here will make whatever night you're planning an unforgettable experience. Highly elegant but cool and welcoming at the same time, this new club will rapidly turn into THE place to be so we recommend you get on the guestlist now before everyone else does. And by the way: Tonteria offers a special £5000 a bottle tequila, so be sure not to drunkenly order that by mistake.


Tonteria Entry Fee

Tonteria entry fees start at £10 for girls before midnight (occasionally complimentary) then £20 entry price after midnight. It is recommended to arrive early as the club's guestlist can be full after midnight.


Tonteria Table Prices

Tonteria table prices differ depending on the night of the week, the kind of table required and the guy:girl proportion of the group. The starting cost is £1000 min spend. VIP Tonteria table prices begin from £2000 min spend for groups of up to 10. Entry fees of £20 apply with a table booking at Tonteria. Tonteria table costs are normally higher on Fridays and Saturdays.
We offer a table booking service Tonteria and you can book below. If you require more information on Tonteria table prices or about the venue itself please get in contact with us.


Tonteria Address : Tonteria, 7-12 Sloane Square, SW1 W8EG

What are Tonteria Opening and Closing Times: 10pm- 3am

Tonteria Dress Code: Smart

Tonteria policy: Guestlist only, get on the guestlist above

Membership: Everybody

Age restriction: Over 18s